THE HAIRY ANGEL…
The burning question on everyone's lips following Saturday's final of Britain's Got Talent is "Should Susan Boyle have been allowed to go on the show?"
But this question is harder to answer than people think. The fact of the matter is that the woman, mentally challenged or not, has talent. She can sing; whether she can sing more than two songs remains to be seen, but she sings those two brilliantly.
And shouldn't everyone, regardless of age, sex, race, and disability be given the same chance?
However, I sat watching Saturday night's final on the edge of my seat for all the wrong reasons. What should have been pleasurable and exciting viewing was unnerving, uncomfortable and downright cringe worthy.
Rather than thinking "I hope Diversity wins" I was thinking, "Oh my God, what will Susan do next?"
After watching Susan wander the stage aimlessly after Ant and Dec announced she was in the top three, clearly without a clue what was going on, I found myself shouting at the TV screen for someone get her out of there. I felt Susan was totally out of her depth and should have had someone with her to support her and guide her through the whole daunting process.
Then comes the final announcement. Susan is standing stony faced, giving nothing away. By this point I know something bad is going to happen, this is a woman on the edge, one who has already cracked under the enormous pressure over the past week.
But to my surprise, when Diversity are announced as the deserving winners, Susan quite articulately congratulates them and says the "best person won". Phew. No drama, no tantrum. And then she gets her legs out and starts hip wiggling suggestively. At this point I am honestly thinking the woman is going to get her whole kit off on national television whilst Ant and Dec grapple to keep her under wraps.
I sound like I'm taking the mickey out of Susan, and to be honest I laugh nervously as I recall Saturday's events. But the stark truth of the matter is that this wasn't entertainment, it was car crash TV at the expense of an honest, simple and shy lady.
Susan Boyle, regardless of her unquestionable talent, is a mentally unbalanced woman who was left to go on stage completely alone in front of millions of people. For any 'normal' person this would have been nerve-wracking and upsetting. But for brain-damaged Susan it was beyond the realms of anything she could have imagined whist holed up in her Scottish council house with her cat.
So is it any wonder that minutes after the show ended Susan stripped to her bra and ran down a corridor throwing water over the floor manager? Her bizarre and erratic behaviour on stage should have been a clue for the show's producers to get her out of there as soon as possible.
The thing is that Talkback Thames, and whoever else is responsible for making the show, would have received worldwide criticism if they HADN'T allowed Susan to sing on Saturday night. Critics would have blasted the show for not encouraging equal opportunities, not allowing her to sing, cheating the fans etc.
So alright, Talkback knew Susan would pull in the ratings. But at the end of the day the viewers voted to keep her in and the show's producers did the best they could in a difficult situation. They could have done a bit better; Susan should have had someone nearby on stage to assist her and she should have had someone take her away when the show ended.
But whilst I feel incredibly sorry for Susan, and I hope she gets well soon, I think she'll have the last laugh on this one. She'll get better. And in six months time she'll have a record contract sorted, an army of health professionals watching her every move, and a million quid in the bank.
Written by Emma
They think it’s all over…is it now?
ITV have made a sheepish apology following their embarrassing blunder which meant millions of football fans missed the winning – and only – goal of last night’s FA cup game.

Lifesize Tic-Tacs instead of goal.
After 118 minutes of the fourth round replay between arch rivals Everton and Liverpool, the game was still 0-0 and only a few nail-biting minutes were left.
But as a neutral football fan, I was actually looking forward to the tense penalty shoot-out that seemed to the certain destination for this game.
So when the image on my TV suddenly changed from the game to adverts for Tic-Tacs and VWs, I wasn’t that worried.
We’d sat through all but a couple of minutes of the two-hour game without a goal, so what was the likelihood of anything happening now?
Apparently, there was a very good chance.
Stunned is the only word to describe how I felt as the game flickered back on to my screen to show Everton fans celebrating youngster Dan Gosling’s winning goal.
And without a huge interest in either team, I’m guessing my shock was just a fraction of that felt by die-hard Liverpool or Everton fans after missing the most crucial moment of the game.
The gaffe has been blamed on a ‘technical problem’ – apparently an automated system for screening adverts was still in place, which didn’t take the game’s extra-time in account.
But it’s not the first hiccup the channel has had when it comes to the FA Cup this season.
Following Leeds United’s shock 1-0 defeat by non-league Histon, ITV went into the dressing room to see the underdogs celebrating their win, only to be confronted with a naked player live on camera.
And then, instead of leading their highlights with Manchester City’s humiliating loss to Nottingham Forest, or Hartlepool’s unexpected win against Stoke City, they focused on Derby’s victory over Forest Green Rovers – one of the most predictable results of the round.
But I’ve got to say I actually feel a little bit sorry for ITV after this latest slip-up.
Of the 120 minute match, it’s only in the 30 seconds that the game disappeared from the screens that goal was scored.
Now, that is what you call some major bad luck.
Written by Gemma

